Prepare yourself for the fruits of my shoe-project labour...

Watch this space...

Whatever it takes...

You only get one chance at a first impression...unless you change your opening sequence then you have as many chances as you want

Some of my favourite opening sequences...

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The Killing, a US remake of Danish programme Forbrydelsen (The Crime). Because God knows the Americans can't just watch a programme from a different country. Ignore the fact that there's four, just pay attention to one of them.

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Game of Thrones, as good as the opening sequence is, it's not even half as good as the programme.

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The Big Bang Theory. 

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 How I Met Your Mother, what I like about this is how all the photos used look like photos that you and your friends would actually take on a night out.

Touch My...What?

So we got told our film was too polite, so I tried to make my poster the opposite, turns out you actually CAN have too much of a good thing...

After seeing some of these Exploitation Film posters, I am forever changed ...

When is a porno not a porno? When it's ajar...

3 women get told they have to try to get inside the heads of men to make an Exploitation Film, it sounds like the start of the world's worst chick flick. (FYI. I tried to get the Chick Flick team to swap, they wouldn't.) 
Two weeks later...

The finished product, we filmed it twice, edited it 3 times and laughed far too much, here it is...