I've never taken LSD before.

http://bestiario.org/research/eyecandy/

The BIGGER the better.

If you're the biggest creature on earth, that by extension probably makes you the biggest creature in the known universe, now I'm not doubting the existence of life on other planets, I'm just saying anything that big probably would have been discovered by now. Now, I'm just a simple country girl, I get over excited by the tube, and I'm constantly penniless so the chances of my ever seeing something that cool are slim to none...or they were.

Behold, the BLUE WHALE

You gotta friend in me...

Sometimes in life, you just come across things and you just think, 'Why the fuck didn't I think of that?' then other times you think 'What was the point in that?', upon seeing this ladies and gentlemen, I thought both...

Prepare yourself for the fruits of my shoe-project labour...

Watch this space...

Whatever it takes...

You only get one chance at a first impression...unless you change your opening sequence then you have as many chances as you want

Some of my favourite opening sequences...

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The Killing, a US remake of Danish programme Forbrydelsen (The Crime). Because God knows the Americans can't just watch a programme from a different country. Ignore the fact that there's four, just pay attention to one of them.

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Game of Thrones, as good as the opening sequence is, it's not even half as good as the programme.

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The Big Bang Theory. 

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 How I Met Your Mother, what I like about this is how all the photos used look like photos that you and your friends would actually take on a night out.